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THE HUNTED HUNTER

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102 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor says "how are you feeling?". "I've never felt better," he replies. "I've got an nineteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's...

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One morning, a father and his young son were in the forest hunting rabbits. After about an hour, they finally came across some rabbit tracks. In between the tracks, there were these little round brown pellets, and the son said to his father, "Dad, what are those?" The father replied, "Those are smart p...

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A big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him, and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel. And if he could locate the bullet hole. he wou...

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A husband was out fishing until late afternoon...tired and hungry after a long day of fishing, he finally came in to grab supper and left his gear in his canoe. His wife decided that she wanted to go out on the lake and enjoy the sunset so she went down to the lake and pushed the canoe out. Not long afterward...

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Three guys are coming back from a hunting trip, when thier truck breaks down. The 1st guy says I think I saw a farm house back down the road about a mile. So they start walking and by the time they get thier it's getting dark. They ask the lady that lives in the house if they can use her phone, she says "I ain't g...

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Two hunters were walking through the woods. one of them fell down and grabbed his chest like he was in great pain. His friend had a cell phone with and called the operater. He said, I need help, i think my friend is dead. She said calm down I can help! first, make sure he is dead. The operated waited, and then...

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Q:Why do women like hunters? A:They go deep into the bush they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot.

cutternvanessa · cutternvanessa

Two people go hunting.One shoots a bow arrow in a deer.He says,"Sit down and wait here and don't make a sound".So he leaves. The other man does not make a sound. So the other man findsthe deer but then he hears a scream. He runs to the man sitting down. he says "Why did you scream"? The other man says" I did no...

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WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE, LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, & SAY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Edited by cutternvanessa at 10:28, 2009-03-10

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	HUNTED HUNTER (Preview) THE HUNTED HUNTER	cutternvanessa	0	2167	Mar 11, 2009 by cutternvanessa
	PROUD OLD MAN (Preview) 102 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor says "how are you feeling?". "I've never felt better," he replies. "I've got an nineteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's...	cutternvanessa	0	1535	Mar 11, 2009 by cutternvanessa
	SMART PILLS (Preview) One morning, a father and his young son were in the forest hunting rabbits. After about an hour, they finally came across some rabbit tracks. In between the tracks, there were these little round brown pellets, and the son said to his father, "Dad, what are those?" The father replied, "Those are smart p...	cutternvanessa	0	1600	Mar 11, 2009 by cutternvanessa
	BIG GAME HUNTER (Preview) A big game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunter. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him, and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel. And if he could locate the bullet hole. he wou...	cutternvanessa	0	1486	Mar 11, 2009 by cutternvanessa
	ALL THE EQUIPMENT (Preview) A husband was out fishing until late afternoon...tired and hungry after a long day of fishing, he finally came in to grab supper and left his gear in his canoe. His wife decided that she wanted to go out on the lake and enjoy the sunset so she went down to the lake and pushed the canoe out. Not long afterward...	cutternvanessa	0	1452	Mar 11, 2009 by cutternvanessa
	LOST (Preview) Three guys are coming back from a hunting trip, when thier truck breaks down. The 1st guy says I think I saw a farm house back down the road about a mile. So they start walking and by the time they get thier it's getting dark. They ask the lady that lives in the house if they can use her phone, she says "I ain't g...	cutternvanessa	0	1390	Mar 10, 2009 by cutternvanessa
	REDNECK HUNTING (Preview) Two hunters were walking through the woods. one of them fell down and grabbed his chest like he was in great pain. His friend had a cell phone with and called the operater. He said, I need help, i think my friend is dead. She said calm down I can help! first, make sure he is dead. The operated waited, and then...	cutternvanessa	0	1412	Mar 10, 2009 by cutternvanessa
	WOMEN LIKE HUNTERS (Preview) Q:Why do women like hunters? A:They go deep into the bush they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot.	cutternvanessa	0	1528	Mar 10, 2009 by cutternvanessa
	HUNTING (Preview) Two people go hunting.One shoots a bow arrow in a deer.He says,"Sit down and wait here and don't make a sound".So he leaves. The other man does not make a sound. So the other man findsthe deer but then he hears a scream. He runs to the man sitting down. he says "Why did you scream"? The other man says" I did no...	cutternvanessa	0	1532	Mar 10, 2009 by cutternvanessa
	WHEN YOUR DEEP IN TROUBLE (Preview) WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE, LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, & SAY NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Edited by cutternvanessa at 10:28, 2009-03-10	cutternvanessa	0	1416	Mar 10, 2009 by cutternvanessa
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